Saturday, June 9, 2007
Gems of wisdom:
* You're never to old to learn something stupid.
* Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep til noon.
* Don't run, you'll just die tired.
* Don't steal, that's the government's job.
* The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
* He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
* Always remember: You're unique. Just like everyone else.
the purple pyrolyptic princess burned
her match stick on 4:33 PM